Some famous quotes involving that cool, refreshing golden
 throat charmer...more commonly known as beer...enjoy!
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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -
 it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
 weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
                    [Frank Zappa]
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
 That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
          [Ernest Hemmingway]
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"Always remember that I have taken more out of
 alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
         [Winston Churchill]
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"He was a wise man who invented beer."
            [Plato]
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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
            [Catherine Zandonella]
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't
 even have the decency to thank her."
          [W.C. Fields]
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"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
     [Lady Astor to Winston Churchill]
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
      [His reply]
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"If God had intended us to drink beer,
 He would have given us stomachs."
         [David Daye]
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"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
            [Oscar Wilde]
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
                [Henny Youngman]
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
               [Benjamin Franklin]
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"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking
 beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
         [Deep Thought, Jack Handy]
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
 is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
 but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
                   [Dave Barry]
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
                    [Humphrey Bogart
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"People who drink light "beer" don't like the
 taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.
     [Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI]
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"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
                 [Kaiser Welhelm]
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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
                   [Homer Simpson]
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
 and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,
 a vital ingredient in beer."
                   [Dave Barry]
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"I drink to make other people interesting."
        [George Jean Nathan]
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"They who drink beer will think beer."
       [Washington Irving]
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
 to spend time with his fools."
    [For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway]
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
                     [Dean Martin]
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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
 let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
                   [Homer Simpson]
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